STDS: Are You Infected?

[STDS Administrator]

^{Pack your bags children, and prepare to embark on the journey through the happiest years of your life! Sure, most of them probably won’t be felt with memories from our school, but it’s bound to be somewhere in that general period of time. Besides, what’ve you got to lose? So come on in, that water will be fine once you get past the color and smell. Don’t worry about those rats or the infestation; we’ve got most of it under control. Now if we could say the same for our students…}