Post by ALYSS HARTE on Nov 6, 2009 9:16:39 GMT -8
The Disney Parks; places of magic, where the world's most beloved movies come to life. Thousands, if
not millions of children are brought to the parks every year, and their imaginations are captivated.
It's hard not to want to come back to a place like Disney World year after year, or hell, even live in
the park. Disney's the Happiest Place on Earth, so what could possibly go wrong if you did live there?
Well, have you ever heard of the supposed urban legends of an immense underground tunnel system
beneath the park? Of course, the owners of the park have denied this for decades, but what you don't
know, is that the story is true. But it's not just an immense abandoned system of tunnels; they've been
used on a daily basis from a few years before Walt Disney passed away. You see, though people make
jokes about "the Disney magic", such a thing actually does exist. Within the grounds of the Florida
park, magic is as real as the food you eat or the paving stones you walk on. This magic was discovered
when teenagers across the world began to exhibit startling similarities to Disney's earliest creations,
such as girls brutally attacking their stepsisters or even a bizarre case where a girl fell into a coma
with no apparent explanation, only to be roused from the coma when her family were going to pull
the plug and her boyfriend gave her "one last kiss". After much research, Disney discovered that his
stories were coming to life, and quickly transformed the tunnels beneath Walt Disney World into a
school for these students, making it his mission to teach these teenagers how to cope with their new
"spirits". To help them learn how to balance their spirits with their real lives, Disney assigned the
students time working in the park as their characters, believing that this would allow the students
to balance the people they had been before with the influence of their characters. Though Walt died
only a few months after the school opened, the institute was carried on by Disney's family, and then
the secret was passed on to those who took over the park. So if you've ever wondered just why all the
princesses seem so sweet and perfect, and why the villains are just so gosh-darn mean, then maybe you
should think on all those stories you heard when you were a little kid about Disney World being the
home of all your favorite characters. Because that story is more true than you ever could imagine...
when you wish upon a star