Evelyn
 
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Post by Evelyn on Apr 19, 2010 17:42:15 GMT -8
Eve to Urik
"I am coming home for anal"
Eve to Urik
"a nap*" |
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Post by Emiko Makani on Apr 19, 2010 18:13:53 GMT -8
Emiko to A Band Mate
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun! |
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Post by Ethan Valery on Apr 19, 2010 18:20:07 GMT -8
Ethan to Cammie
"Woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time I fuck a culinary student." |
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Post by Kyla Orsino on Apr 19, 2010 18:35:22 GMT -8
A Coworker to Kyla
"I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy."
Kyla's Response [/color] "She did the bend and snap."[/center] |
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Post by Darien Greer on Apr 19, 2010 18:55:06 GMT -8
To Eve From Darien
"I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed." |
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Post by Camille Daniels on Apr 19, 2010 19:13:59 GMT -8
CAMMIE to MATHIAS
"Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?" |
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Lyxie
New Member
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Post by Lyxie on Apr 19, 2010 19:39:02 GMT -8
LYXIE to NIX
"I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs." |
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Evelyn
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Post by Evelyn on Apr 19, 2010 19:52:49 GMT -8
Kagi to Eve
"He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat"
Eve to Kagi
"Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby." |
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Post by Ali Shadings on Apr 21, 2010 11:30:41 GMT -8
Ali to Eve I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk. |
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Post by Jayden Shadings on Apr 21, 2010 13:01:38 GMT -8
Jayden to Emiko:
"Why am I in a dog kennel?"
Emiko to Jayden:
"It was for your own safety" [/i] |
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Post by Emiko Makani on Apr 21, 2010 13:31:11 GMT -8
Emiko to Jayden
"And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny" |
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Post by Camille Daniels on Apr 24, 2010 22:29:14 GMT -8
CAMMIE to ZOLI
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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DollfaceZoli
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You're playing with your life. This aint no truth or dare.
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Post by DollfaceZoli on Apr 24, 2010 22:31:23 GMT -8
Zoli to Big Bro
I wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do. |
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Post by Tristan on Apr 24, 2010 22:35:37 GMT -8
TRISTAN to NIX
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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Nix
`L Y C A N;
I know a little about a lot of things; just enough to make me dangerous..
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Post by Nix on Apr 24, 2010 22:46:55 GMT -8
Nix to Tristan
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love |
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